Avoiding the inevitable

You know there was a chacce that that hideous twat of loser and his poster girl for retroactive abortion, Sarah Palin could have one the election:

she would simply present a lament. Laments are easy to write, but since you have to kill yourself after a truly good one and your Codefairy won’t leave your for a very, very long time it is fortunately not necessary.

Instead, your petite jeune fleur will leave you with some of her favorite videos to laugh until she can say something meaningful about the worst piece of shit decade since the last time the Republicans held both houses of congress and and the Presidency (Yes,  she is looking at you Coolidge)

In the mean time, here is a lesson for all you out there in Codefairy land of what not to say to the hot guy who just took you out on a date :

I mean, like duh! Of course the mussels are fresh.

Now don’t try this at home, but this should get your blood flowing and is safe, barely, for work.

And since New Years is coming up and that pre-teen virgin apparently did not die in child birth, here is another video to make your day. Here is something to cheer you up: